F  Em  F  Em  F  Em  D

G                              D
   She likes to read over your shoulder
F                           C 
   When you're on the funny page.
Em                       B                     D                      A
  You always tell her to knock it off, but she retorts with "act your age."
    C             G               D               Em
And where does it end if not with someone turning blue? 
C                          Bb      A      D
   It's only over when you let her get to you. 

G                           D
   She hardly ever caps the toothpaste;
F                              C 
   She mounts the toilet paper wrong.
Em                         B                        D               A 
   When you talk about the little things, you could argue all night long.
    C             D                D                   Em             
And where does it end, if not when someone says "we're through?"
C                          Bb      A      D 
   It's only over when you let her get to you. 

F                              Em
   You'll never know when the end comes. 
F                               Em
   She leaves, but you're never sure, 
F                              Em                     D
   'Cause every time she walks right back through the door... 

G                          D
   She left a spill on the carpet this time;
F                         C 
   It smells of vodka and grape.
Em                          B                       D           A 
   And as you scrub it, you wonder whether she made good on her escape.
       C             G               D              Em 
'Cause where does it end if not when someone gets a clue?
C                          Bb      A      Bm 
   It's only over when you let her get to you.
C                          Bb      A      D 
   It's only over when you let her get to you.